Logging

Sending friends/family point of view photos of your knees and clothing around your ankles while on the toilet, presumably defecating (taking a shit).

Gross my brother keeps sending me photos of him logging.

by Aka_85 March 30, 2017

banana logging

The act of fapping whilst dropping a massive deuce in such a manner so as to stimulate the prostate while the steaming log makes its way through the rectum.

I prefer to use bathroom spray right before I banana log.

Sometimes before I go out on a Saturday night, I get a good banana logging in to get me in the mood.

by jarf May 27, 2013

alabamma logger

Shitting in a condom, freezing it and using it as a cheap substitute to a dildo.

Meg: Hey gurl, last night I made an Alabamma Logger
Vik: Lassssss, that's fucking grim

by pokeybwank January 20, 2014

milk logged

When cereal absorbs enough milk to become soggy, squishy, and slightly slimy.

I was having a great bowl of cereal up until the neighbor stopped by to chat. Now my cereal is all milk logged.

by inkedblue March 3, 2014

PHantom Logger

An unknown person who purposely leaves large turds in the toilet without toilet paper indicating wiping of the anus. The goal is to horrify and repulse the person that finds the unflushed logs and has to flush them.

The phantom logger has struck again, I just found a massive log in the mens bathroom. The dirty fucker doesn't even wipe.

by James OQueefe July 5, 2018

Geeter logger

A meth infused fire wood logger that can not measure or follow through with getting any wood at all.

I’m not buying any wood this year from that geeter logger.

by The Methmaticians of the N.W. September 25, 2020

Logged

1) To Fuck Very Aggressively

2) To Have An Immensely Large Penis

1) Chris Logged Kassandra For 3 Days Straight

2) Kassandra's Eyes Widened When She Saw Chris's 12 Foot Log

by The Arbichief April 22, 2008