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local jackass

a delusional little fucktard (perhaps an ex boyfriend) who is a nonstop nuisance and drama queen who simply will not and cannot go away (attends the same school, workplace, etc.)
A local jackass is with often also feel the need to put a wedge in any relationship they do not like their victim(s) having.

Either everyone or no one will understand how much of a kniving little bitch this person is, hence making them occasionally dangerous and always a motherfucking pain in the ass.
My ex boyfriend is a local jackass who feels the sick little need to harass whoever knows me!!!! FML
That doucheweed is a full time local jackass!!!
by happyunicorn27 September 14, 2014
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local ski thot

A girl, typically rich and blonde found working at a local ski resort in Sweden or Norway who lives off her parents money and sleeps with all the local skiers.
"Hey bro I was thinking of asking Jani on a date"

"No man don't go for her, I heard she's the local ski thot."
by Sordin July 10, 2017
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Local Meme

A meme that is only said and understood between a group of friends, it occurs in schools, homes and other places, they are often funny and are sometimes funnier than worldwide memes.
Hey Joe, heard of that new local meme?
by xxxaceyxxx March 11, 2019
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Local LEO

LEO is short for "Law Enforcement Officer."

A "local LEO" is a local cop.

("enforcement" is spelled with an "e," not an "i."
"The local LEO was on scene first after the crime was reported."
by ssltrain April 19, 2010
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Local H

A 2-man grunge/alternative rock band from Chicago who has consistently created good songs with catchy riffs and clever lyrics since 1995 and received positive reviews from critics, yet has not broken into the mainstream. Examples of good songs include Bound For The Floor, Everyone Alive, and BMW Man.
Person 1: I went to a Local H concert last night, they were amazing!
Person 2: Uh... who?
by born to be down April 28, 2009
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Local yokel

I hate dealing with unsophisticated local yokels.
by Sup!!! March 19, 2010
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local celebrity

n. One who can no longer live with relative anonymity.
a local celebrity is a person locally famous but relatively unknown beyond a given locale.

i.e. the new kid on the block, the most popular person in school, weathermen.
by Goodbudz April 10, 2009
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