lasagna

Namely, the lasagna noodles, with their wavy edges resembling a woman's labia.

I ate her lasagna for hours. Gladly, there was no cottage or ricotta cheese to speak of.

by Mark"roadhouse"Jones September 30, 2010

burnt lasagna

The most disgusting vagina ever. Imagine burnt lasagna. Now imagine it between a woman's legs. Do you want to fuck that?

"Oh man, did you fuck that chick last night?"

"No, dude, that shit looked like burnt lasagna."

by penis bear October 16, 2008

Portuguese lasagna

When a fecale deposit is made into a toilet and the resulting pile sticks out of the water and begins to emit a foul aroma so another layer of toilet paper is put over top to hopefully somewhat decrease the smell. Then you eliminate solid waste on the new layer and are forced to repeat. This is used by people who do not want to waste water, or people who hate the butt spray from a seated courtesy flush.

My thighs were too weak to hover for the flush to be over after a long night of tequila and tacos. So I just cooked up a family sized portion of Portuguese lasagna for the whole second floor of the dorm.

by The585King March 10, 2011

Bitch lasagna

1. A 2018 diss track by PewDiePie and Party In Backyard against Bollywood label T-Series.

2.Something to satisfy your hunger for drama.

3.The only thing T-Series is.

1. Have you heard PewDiePie's diss track on T-Series? It is so good. 2. So come on T-Series, looking hungry for some drama Here, let me serve you bitch lasagna. 3.T-Series ain't nothing but a bitch lasagna.

by Anonymous123asdfghjkl; December 6, 2018

Lasagna

1: the food dish that is made of pasta ,sauce, cheese and sometimes meat

2: the female genitalia

1: he all the lasagna we made for dinner now I have nothing to eat

2: man all those chicks at the end of the night we're eating each other's lasagna's the party was lit though

by LuckyChunLi August 4, 2017

Foul Lasagna

The act of shitting in the bathtub and then covering it with newspaper. Then repeating until it resembles something of a lasagna.

I think he was taking shits in the bathtub and covering it with newspapers, like some kind of foul lasagna.

by Elfako August 24, 2008

lasagna ribbon

a phrase referring to the lasagna-like folds of a vagina, in particular the labia

Dude, I saw Daniel's girlfriend's lasagna ribbon last night! That shit was like Stouffer's!

by patrickofcash September 17, 2010