A hurtful nickname given to someone with an extreme lack of swimming ability, often unable to even set foot in water, especially without inflatable aids. Named landers because land is the only place they are safe. Often phobic of water.
Haha, everyone, look at that landers, he's such a loser, scared of water! Phahahaaaaaa
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!
That guy can't swim you know, what a landers!
by landboy August 22, 2011
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When your friend lance decides to shove a pool torpedo up your butt when you’re just trying to swim.
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