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An event of immense and epic proportions. LANGASM is a Local Area Network (LAN) party that is so epic and grand in nature that the phrase "LAN party" is no longer sufficient. The anticipation of this event could cause spontaneous copulation simply from thinking or planning the event. Set up should never be done the day of the LANGASM. For example see nOObs. This day or days must be meticulously planned and executed. Second rate items such as food, drinks, entertainment, other essential party supplies and annoying friends are strictly prohibited. Naps are permitted, but sleep at your own risk. Your score and/or hair-do may be adversely affected. L337 speak is encouraged, but it is never ok to say "I shot him with my gun" while playing a FPS (First Person Shooter) game.
The LANGASM was so epic that Cory busted a nut prematurely, again.
LANGASM by [EEF]General Havoc September 9, 2008
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a 1337 programmer who thinks very highly of himself. Fairly intelligent who doesn't have the development skillz to pay the billz yet.
that's so langerz.....
langerz by Joshua Langley January 16, 2007

Lanesker 

A Lanesker is a common kitchen towel, usually used to clean dishes or table tops, but in the case of a Lanesker, it has been used to wipe one rear after defecating.
Yo cracka, some bitch ass wiped his left overs all over my towel, now its just a lanesker!

Langellier 

Hey did you see Tom totally flake out on asking Gina out? Yeah that kid is definitely a Langellier.
Langellier by stay_tyrant August 28, 2017

langelihle 

Southern African name, originally from the zulu tribe. Meaning beauty, intellectual and down to earth. People that go by Langelihle love hard and are care free people but they also hate toxic people who feed off making others miserable.
Have you seen the goddess called Langelihle?
langelihle by Spitting bars November 22, 2021

Langster 

Langster is a language learning app that helps you become a language gangster by mastering multiple languages. It's used to describe language learners who are determined to succeed in life by mastering different languages. They believe that being fluent in multiple languages opens doors to new opportunities and adventures.
As a true Langster, I never shy away from a challenge when it comes to language learning.
I'm not afraid of Doulingo's threats, I'm a Langster and I can handle any language challenge thrown at me.
Langster by erlangtopus May 8, 2023