landyacht

A large, unwieldy, typically American automobile originating from earlier model years, specifically the 1960s up until the 1990s. General characteristics of a landyacht are tremendous proportions including a length that rivals that of an aircraft carrier, an asphalt crushing curb weight similar to that of a fully grown hippopotamus, giving the landyacht the distinctive Spanish-Galleon-like handling and a gentle, couch-like ride along with the turning radius larger than that of a big rig. Landyachts are typically powered by unnecessarily large big block V8 engines producing hilariously low amounts of horsepower mated to a sloppy 3 or 4 speed automatic transmission. If you spot a landyacht, it is likely making futile attempts to park, attempting a 27-point turn across an intersection, losing a hubcap, or drinking large amounts of fuel at a gas station.

Noteworthy landyachts:
Lincoln Continental
Cadillac Sedan de Ville
Oldsmobile Delta 88
Chevrolet Caprice
Buick Roadmaster
Cadillac Sixty Special
Mercury Colony Park
Ford Country Squire
And the recently discontinued Ford Crown Victoria/Lincoln Town Car/Mercury Grand Marquis

Extended length pickup trucks and SUVs may also be considered landyachts.

Person 1: Holy shit look at that thing, it's like 25 feet long
Person 2: That's a landyacht. Let's watch him try to park.

by jminthemachine March 15, 2015

left lane

something all the drivers who travel at a speed of 20 MPH like to drive in, effectivly impeding the travel of people who know how to drive

Some stupid fuck is doing 20 fucking MPH in the fucking left lane!!! Jimmy, open the fucking glovebox...

by Jog DMC December 8, 2003

Lainey

Lainey is the best best friend you will ever meet she has ur back no matter what she can flip ur frown upside down in seconds she knows how to make you laugh smile anything u could ask for in a best friend and if you really gat to know Lainey u won’t regret it she starts of your bestie and forever will be❤️❤️❤️

Wow lainey is my best friend she is always there for me everyone should have a Lainey if you have no Lainey then u probably will not make it through high school u may even get bullied

by Someone who likes Mitchell January 23, 2018

Lahey

To get extremely, recklessly drunk before anyone else; inspired by Jim Lahey and Jake Ewing

Guy 1: Boy I tell ya, it has been a long week I can’t wait for the darty tomorrow
Guy 2: Tell me about it, I’m gettin fuckin lahey’d tomorrow!

by FunnyDog55 June 26, 2019

Lane Tech

School in Chicago that demographics say is more Hispanic than white but really it’s 70% white 22% Hispanic and 8% black

“Wait, how the hell does Lane Tech have more Hispanics than White, mostly everybody here looks like vsco girls and wear booty shorts and tights in attempt to make their ass look bigger”

by GirlfromChiTown September 29, 2019

Azur Lane

Azur Lane is a gacha based mobile game incorporating some Danmaku elements. It's basically KanColle but actually good. Come for the waifus, stay for the surprisingly deep gameplay.

Anybody who hasn't watched anime to the point that they prefer anime girls over real girls shouldn't play Azur Lane.

by sebacostamr May 17, 2019

Lainey

Literally she is the most amazing person on this entire planet. She lights up this world, she is so dang hot she should get all those hotties out there. Absolutely the funniest most relatable person you would ever meet. Um she’s stunning, perfect, gorgeous, and so freaking amazing. Like if you don’t like Lainey who the freak are you, come on I didn’t even know that was possible to not like a person like her. For real tho she is just so perfect and ugh her smile is so pretty. How is she even single?!! I have no words for this it’s not possible. She always denies that she’s pretty and I don’t even understand. Everyone needs a Lainey she makes everyone around her so happy and I love it so much!

Someone that’s perfect and is so hot that u have to stop and take a moment on how pretty she is, yup that’s Lainey.

by By someone sis April 25, 2019