1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks
by Big BNP January 29, 2004
Get the kryptonic mug.Kryptonium is a hardcore gang roleplayer on SchoolRP, a minecraft server. He killed the police commissioner with a fuckin' pencil and a couple of officers. He certainly doesn't know anyone who bypasses but yet gets a ban saying knowing people bypassing.
Loooper: Hey! look who it is, it's Kryptonium. I banned him because he was going to kill another police officer, LOL!
Police officer 1: Yes, Sir. We always want you as a staff member to act bias to us so we can eliminate these gang roleplayers in an unfair way!
Police officer 1: Yes, Sir. We always want you as a staff member to act bias to us so we can eliminate these gang roleplayers in an unfair way!
by Gangroleplayers October 27, 2020
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A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.
by LanksEO March 27, 2009
Get the Kryptonic mug.Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.
by PeteThePrince February 17, 2009
Get the Kryptonate mug.The day-glow green crap that results from consuming large quantities of blue dye. Such as from grape soda. A combination of Kryptonite and shite.
by DampeS8N December 20, 2010
Get the Kryptoshite mug.Some Identifies as a Kryptonian because they Consider themselves to be a Great or "Super" Person regardless of any Gender category someone places upon them They are not a Cisgender however they can be any Gender they chose whenever they chose no matter if they are born of that Gender or chose to Identify as such The feel duty to help others and help better the world
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