kastaní

have forgetful memory

She thought she parked at one parking lot but parked somewhere else completely. She must be a kastaní.

by un pupitre May 11, 2023

kritanu

kritanu is the mature type guy, who's really good at physics. He's kinda possessive and gets jealous QUICKLY. He is a good looking guy with nerd looks. He's js the best, and he makes ur life easier by helping you with irrational decisions or impulsive decisions you'd make.

KRITANU IS SMART, TALL, AND WHAT NOT GUY. Kritanu is the best. Period.

damn that's so like kritanu

by helpidkwhatimdoing April 7, 2024

kastan

A term used to address a castrated male human who has no balls and has to be an absolute dick to the whole world to try to prove himself. The word is a combination of “castrated” and “man”, and was shortened to “castan”. It’s said that the C was switched for a K to make the term less offensively obvious.

Owen: “see that kid doing wheelies on his bike in the middle of the mall what the hell is wrong with him”
Z-man: “he’s a kastan”
Owen: “o shit that explains it”
Z-man: “yea he’s tryna be cool but ig he doesn’t notice every body’s Mclaughing at him”

by Bike Lovin’ mf August 28, 2024

mr.kastanis

The worst person you will ever meet. The meanest teacher ever.He picks on children and doesn't know how to teach science

Wow that person is horrible he must be a mr.kastanis

by What a horrible man June 13, 2017

Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.

one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan

by elbananollamo March 21, 2022

Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.

That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!

by K84 May 29, 2023