A unit of measurement for any object that defines how many times it would take to kill someone if you hit them round the head with it.
The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).
The lower the knock value, the harder the object is (generally).
Dan: "Hey, this is a good baguette; a nice 150 knocks."
Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."
Amy: "This bread is stale, it's lost about 30 knocks."
by Reenix October 24, 2009
@poodlecorp #knock #knock
by Mattdude July 19, 2016
by Kitten123 July 11, 2005
person 1: im grounded because my parents found out that i stole gum from the gas station.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.
person 2: i didnt knock on you.
by jordan October 30, 2003
punching a door till the other person opens it. It’s also known as something parents and/or haven’t learned yet.
by stupid_mushvroom June 13, 2021
by breks one February 17, 2003
by Eat.toilet.paper0002 April 26, 2020