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going keanu

The correct traditional pronunciation of "going K.N.U.", i.e. going "kilt no underwear": the only socially acceptable and culturally sensitive way to wear a kilt.
Example 1

Person 1: Any geek off the street can go commando, but it takes a real man to go keanu.
Person 2: Damn straight!
Person 3: Amen bro!

Example 2

Person 1: Yo, I was going keanu last night. The laydeez were lovin the kilt and it was all sweet till I took a ride on the bucking bronco. 10 seconds later I was on my back covered in VK Apple and the merchandise was on display.
Person 2: It's just such examples of ill-judged bronco riding that give VK Apple and traditional Scottish dress a bad name.
by PostGradam September 22, 2008
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Keane

A British band that is taking over the Western Hemisphere (that would be us for those who aren't so good at geography) because their music is so amazing and brilliant. Their song "Somewhere only we Know" was the #1 song for weeks on Z104 (WQRX Washington) because it is so perfect. The band members may not gorgeous, but they have wonderful British accents and are so cute and so alluring as musicians and people. And, if everyone wasn't so closed-minded about what's cool and what's not (it's about time to make your own descisions people...), Keane would have already made it big-time in America like they have in Britain!
Person 1: Turn that up! It's Keane on the radio! They are my favorite band!
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Just listen...
Person 2: Wow. It is really cool. Are they British?
Person 1: Yeah
Person 2: That's hot!
by Keen_on_Keane May 13, 2005
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kute klux klan

A female who is physically attractive but also racist; a hottie who dislikes black people.
Bob: What do you think about Amy? She's pretty hot, I think I might ask her out.

Fred: Dude, she's decent looking, but have you talked to her much? All she says is nigger this, spic that. It gets pretty old.

Bob: Oh, so she's kute klux klan?

Fred: Yeah, dude. You should look elsewhere.
by PMax January 11, 2009
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Klaanging

To use an audio chat without actually being heard when talking.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
Mike and Sarah are in a voice and video chat, Sarah see's Mike's mouth moving but she does not hear him because he is not holding the talk button.ie I dont hear Mike, is he Klaanging again?
by Graxzious January 29, 2008
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Klancer Patient

A member of the KKK who has cancer.
KKK member Bob has leukemia and therefore is a Klancer Patient.
by lechesucio February 23, 2009
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Keanuism

Religious worship of Keanu Reeves. It spread his message of puppy love, vengeance, and bad-assery.
-"Did you watch John Wick?"
-"Yeah, I now believe in Keanuism."
by Call_Me_Papy March 30, 2019
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kelandsunnyfanpage

kelandsunnyfanpage is a average omori cc in tiktok,
they are usually known for that mari stair video and suntan videos
they are overall great, and connected to more omori tiktokers

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“look! it’s that omori tiktoker! kelandsunnyfanpage!”
by omorienjoyer May 4, 2022
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