kissing the choo choo

The act of self-destruction despite repeated attempts by friends to intercede on the kisser's behalf. Sometimes it seems as if they just want to stand in front of the charging locomotive and get what's coming.

Mike, you know I'll back you up, but if you keep making trouble where there isn't any,and drag ME into it, no less, I'm going to simply allow you to kiss the choo choo. Kissing the choo choo is what you seem to want. Oh well...

by Bangboy May 22, 2009

Kissing cave

The car you and your boyfriend/girlfriend make out in and touch each other at local homeless parks. It becomes a "cave" when you put up the sun shade so hubby/wifey or people who know you won't see in if they drive by. Tinted windows add to the cave effect as well.

Hey baby are we still meeting in the kissing cave while your daughter is at cheerleading practice.

by Diego the milkman August 4, 2014

emo girls kissing

One of the hottest things to watch

Ohh... look, emo girls kissing... <3 *watch*

by Anonynonymous September 9, 2007

Kissing cotton

When you have go number 2 so bad that the turd is actually poking out of your anus.

Dude, your going to have to pull over at this gas station. I've got to crap so bad that I'm kissing cotton.

by Southbeachstyle September 25, 2008

kissing whore

a female (or male) who kiss a lot of different people. (a.k.a llama)

-Dave: Yo i made out with toni today
-Rem: Yo me too. She is such a kissing whore.

by -Dj- May 28, 2005

Kissing the homies goodnight

It ain't gay because they're just homies

I was kissing the homies goodnight

Isn't that gay

No they're just homies

by HappyLink December 13, 2021

ass-kissing in agreement

When one person says anything about anything, the said ass-kisser will agree with whatever the indivdual says

Individual: "Hmm, this pasta tastes bland"

Ass-kisser:"Oh yeah, so bland- very bland! geeeze what is this crap?"

Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"Woww, if that isn't a perfect example of ass-kissing in agreement, idk what is."

Person eating with Random Person Sitting & Over-hearing the others' conversation:"I know, perfect example seriously nothing could top that. You're so right."

by SmishSm0shh March 4, 2010