-"I don't think we can bring Jessie to the party tonight, she might embarrass us and throw up."
- "I know she is such a kesshawks"
- "I know she is such a kesshawks"
by laughalot217 November 7, 2010
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by Teren Yanra December 4, 2019
Get the Kessa Sell mug.(1) A person with a name kessoon usally has it as last name with a first name of chris jason pete mcdonald or lzam mainyly being the bitch
kid 1: that new kessoon kid is such a bitch
kid 2 : i know hes such a bitch nothing can stop him from bitchin
kid 2 : i know hes such a bitch nothing can stop him from bitchin
by turkey 23099 June 14, 2009
Get the kessoon mug.In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".
Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
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by koralei January 18, 2008
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