computer engineering

A profession that is hard to learn, hard to practise.

Computer engineering students usually wear plaid shirts and rimless eyeglasses.

by gcx February 22, 2011

Fantasy Engineering

Working on a pretend project with impractical goals, imaginary requirements, unachievable expectations.

My current assignment is fantasy engineering, we're making green biofuel out of unicorn manure.

by SequoiaMan December 4, 2009

Napkin Engineering

The use of a napkin to illustrate, design, invent, or otherwise explain some kind of engineering topic, theory, process, or equipment.

Envelopes, hands, and other generally small pieces of paper can be substituted.

Aristotle- How was the napkin ring invented?

Plato- I drew it on the back of a napkin.

Aristotle- Oh, napkin engineering. Toss the fris!

by Kbehcon February 3, 2010

Bandwagon-engineering

A method an engineer uses to execute an idea with no science or facts. Typically used in corporate world by engineers who speak with great confidence.
Method steps -
1. Gather a bunch of charts from online
2. Deductively link a path through the data that seems smart but never uses scientific fact
3. Get as many people on board with your philosophical concept
4. Come back with your people to beat down any and intimidate any one who does not agree with your idea that uses data and equations
5. If you are new to the company say you don't know how the people before you came up with it.

6. Plan ahead for the presentation to strongly shut up anyone who may start to point out facts by stating "We can go on for a long time in great detail about that, but that's for another time" or say "There is so much to that discussion we need to put together a presentation for another date to address that"

-The customer has come to us with a valid complaint that our products are defective by design. Any engineer in this company can clearly see that. As engineering 101 information was ignored in the design. We will just gather a team to bandwagon-engineering the customer with information.

-I don't know what I am doing with engineering so I am going to bandwagon-engineer my idea to management.

by de14532 August 23, 2012

Lee Engineering

Something that is engineered in a way that frustrates people normally made by a guy named Paul.

"Yo, you hear about that bridge that fell?"
"Yeah, that was some Lee Engineering"

by GerAldwah December 17, 2020

My Engineering Buddy

A senior engineering student who acts as a guide to a junior engineering student, specially a fresher.
There is an online tutoring and homework help website with the same name myengineeringbuddy.com

I watched the new spider-man movie with my engineering buddy.
My Engineering Buddy helped me finish my Physics homework faster.

I love my engineering buddy. He is so smart!
The hand holding provided by my engineering buddy was just awesome.

by Sandra Spears February 5, 2022

1st year engineering

Hell.

liberal arts student: Hey want to go to the club tonight ? I don't have any homework or tests this year.

Engineering student: Nope cant in 1st year Engineering!*hangs himself with a rope made of many homework assignments and practice tests*

by jeffdavis6969 March 23, 2017