kalgan

Shit as in: poop, feces, crap, bowel movement.

Did you see the Kalgan in the toilet?
Yeah, it was big and smelly!

Aww man! I stepped in Cow kalgan.

by Willchud January 16, 2008

Kavanaugh

To get belligerently drunk, sexually assault someone and vehemently deny it all after the fact.

Don't worry, if you ever get asked about raping that girl last night during some future job interview, you can totally just pull a kavanaugh.

by agb79 September 28, 2018

kavanaugh tears

like crocodile tears but from a lying asshole

in recent testimony, Brett said he was super sure he's never sexually assaulted anyone and started phony kavanaugh tears when realizing his dream to get on the supreme court was going down the shitter.

by Uncle Joosie September 27, 2018

Kalan Porter

Sexiest, most talented artist out there. And a canadian talent who plays violin, viola, guitar, piano and sings! The envy of all men! The man every girl wants!

Dang that Kalan Porter is one major talented hottie!

by Riley December 26, 2004

Kalvano

Poster homosexual in nature.

You are such a Kalvano.

lollers

by Susurrate May 29, 2004

Kalganize

Definition: "Kalganize";

"To arbitrarily, inexplicably buff or nerf a class in WoW PvP, often at the expense of another class."

To be "Kalganized":

Being Kalganized can be good or bad depending on whether your class got nerfed or buffed. If you got buffed, its good, if you got nerfed it is bad. To be Kalganized is when your class either completely owns another class in a way the class being owned has no defense against or being completely owned by another class in a way that your class has no defense against.

by Sadron March 12, 2008

kavanUGH

A massive hangover, specifically the kind that results from getting shitfaced, committing one or more sex crimes, and then lying about it. See also kavanaugh.

Dude, what the hell happened last night? You look kavanUGH!

by Write Like a Unicorn September 29, 2018