A term used for a self-indulgent, mentally unstable boy of of adult age. Typically lies to promote himself, enjoys the work of whores, and creates a fantasy world to escape his pathetic reality. Said boy will usually self destruct when left to his own devices.
by Murph22 April 23, 2006
Get the Klinger mug.A sex act that is performed by:
First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.
First, defecating on partner's forehead. Then, sitting on the feces with ass-crack centered. Upon removing ass-crack, feces will form the "Klingon-esque" forehead ridge.
That's the last time I ever get drunk with John. I passed out by the toilet, and he tried to give me a Steaming Klingon.
by The Sea Bass October 29, 2006
Get the Steaming Klingon mug.1. Klinefelter's Syndrome: Having two X chromosomes and a Y chromosome (XXY), leading to physical defects such as being exessively tall, overweight, having enlarged male breasts, and small (2cm) testicles.
2. An extremely offensive/hilarious way of pointing out that you find a female to be unnatractive by fault of her overall brute masculinity.
2. An extremely offensive/hilarious way of pointing out that you find a female to be unnatractive by fault of her overall brute masculinity.
guy 1: why is that chick wearing football gear?
guy 2: ugh, those are her shoulders. she's definitely got the klinefelters.
guy 1: i think i'm going to be sick.
guy 2: ugh, those are her shoulders. she's definitely got the klinefelters.
guy 1: i think i'm going to be sick.
by truffer hoffer December 18, 2005
Get the klinefelters mug.A guy or girl that expresses too much interest in wanting to date and or get with you. This usually occurs when a general friendship is formed but the individual does not understand the term "just friends" . A clingy individual.
I hung out with this guy from work one time, now he is blowing up my phone and being a major klingon.
by Vanity Valentine July 6, 2011
Get the Klingon mug.by Grace Kelly February 9, 2008
Get the klin mug.Jennifer: "I don't understand, I thought you said the color of the grass was blue, I'm looking at it now and it's definitely green..."
Dan: "You clearly did not understand as you lack intelligence, by blue I meant Green..."
Jennifer (under breath): "Gosh, he's such a Klink...."
Dan: "You clearly did not understand as you lack intelligence, by blue I meant Green..."
Jennifer (under breath): "Gosh, he's such a Klink...."
by Miserable_oh so January 11, 2010
Get the Klink mug.WHEN YOU TAKE A SHIT AND DONT WIPE YOUR ARSE PROPERLY AND IT LEAVES BITS OF SHIT HANGING FROM YOUR ARSE HAIR, AKA SPIDER MONKEYS.
DUDE, WHEN YOU BENT OVER TO MOON THAT OLD WOMEN I COULD SEE A FEW CRUSTY KLINKERS HANGING FROM YOUR ASS.
by CESC MACHINE March 26, 2010
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