kipper-dipping

like tea-bagging BUT for girls!

Bloke 1: how come you got thrown out the club mate?
Bloke 2: *grunts*
Bloke 3: yeah he got caught in the toilets with some bird kipper-dipping him...

by xpikeyx April 28, 2010

Picking your kipper

Heard recently in the NW of England, used by an elderly lady in a bank whilst speaking to a member of staff. She had just opened one of the cashier's desks..."watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

Assumed to imply that the aforementioned lady had been scratching her vagina, or possibly masturbating. Her reply was not documented.....

"watcha been doin', picking your kipper?"

by Deepestblue March 6, 2013

Nerk off kipper

To tell an unsavoury person to go away. To ask for space from someone giving you the heebie jeebies.

I told that man "Nerk off kipper" until he went away

by Kipper69nice March 26, 2024

Kippered

The bloke who is the butt of a practical joke

“Marc was kippered by Gary today”

by BigBoy200 October 23, 2019

Done like a kipper

The art of absolutely fucking someone up in a game or winning a gun fight where u took little damage.

*wins gun fight*
“Fucking hell u got done like a kipper”

by IBr0gersI December 2, 2020

Kipper

Racial slur used against white people. Very commonly used against white people who publicly act like they're not racist, and are fighting for minorities, when in reality they are actually racist on the inside.

Dave: Oh my god, look at Kristina. She's such a fucking kipper.

by moonbutch October 28, 2018

Fry me a kipper

It Australian for "Cooking a Hotdog".

Thing 1: Mate, what do you fancy?
Thing 2: Imma fry me a kipper on the heater.

Thing 1: A hotdog? I think I'm gonna chunndar.

by T.H.O.T Conscious1185 August 20, 2016