jujubear

(n) an adorable Princess Penguin; distinguishing marks include a cute little nose and great hair. Jujubears tend to worry excessively, but become much happier when given the chance to buy shoes and drink bubble tea.

Crikey! 'at Jujubear looks really angry. We'd betta get her to a mall.

by reallyridiculouslygoodlooking August 22, 2012

jujuflop

From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy" By Douglas Adams. Used primarily by geeks and computer types to describe a screwed up situation/computer.
Also heard as jujuflub.

This computer is jujuflubbed.

After the doc told me i had herpes, the rest of my day was a jujuflop.

by Weaselboy November 23, 2004

JuJuRocs

A narcissistic character of great skill. He was trained in martial arts by Chuck Norris, Bruce Lee and Charlie Sheen. He has been spotted in the Swiss alps , where researchers tried to subdue him. His ninja styles broke him away. There is one portrait of him that can be found on black and white stickers, usually defacing city and public property. The appearance of the stickers are just as a mystery as much as where Juju is currently located.

Man did you hear the latest Jujurocs story? Nick said he was spotted in South America, surrounded by hungry housewives.

by nicnasty April 29, 2011

American Jujubee

Known for igniting many wars and controlling the U.S. Congress. See Wikipedia.

That American Jujubee just got elected to the Senate cause of his lineage.

by Mhunt44 February 25, 2009

Juju

To try to get some coohcie

“I’m tryna get some of that juju”

-Chris Tucker 2001

by DriftWrk884 July 8, 2019

Juju pussy

Tight, pink, wet pussy. Top shelf pussy. Fresh and clean Its not worn out from constant use.

"Tight juju pussy hold him, control him."

by Superxcereall September 4, 2019

Juju juice

Any bodily fluid excreted from a female orifice, not including periods, that is deposited on another person or thing.

Jane left the table after saturating her pants with juju juice.

by Daybread June 20, 2016