judge horn

Describes a person who often makes false assumptions. false assumption

"Chris youre such a fucking judge horn when you drink milk!"

by Black demon with T. January 2, 2009

Judge Dredd

While performing the act of intercourse, one covers his eyes in a way reminiscent of Judge Dredd's helmut (to be done with any object including one's own hand), whilst utterring repetiously, "I am the law. I am the law" etc.

Most common uses of the Judge Dredd:
A. Shielding one's eyes from the unattractiveness of the person being sexed, for it sometimes exceeds the convenience of placing a bag over head.

B. Fulfilling one's girlfriend's fetish of be dominated by make believe law enforcement officers.

Either way, justice is issued and law prevails.

"Suzy Q has a great body but kind of a man face. I had to pull a serious Judge Dredd to get through that intercourse session".

"My girlfriend has a thing for movie cops, so I surprised her during her birthday sex with some Judge Dredd"

by comicbrilliance July 19, 2013

Judge Judy

Add a Time CBS judge who's the best female charge there is no matter what the fuck people say

Hey dude did you want to watch that Court show Judge Judy. Of course I do I love her she's a bastard I tell her don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining.

by Newton the newton😀🎳⚽⚾ March 5, 2017

Judge Judy

Noun; to behave in a sanctimonious and loud way to affect behavior you deem intolerable; the act of behaving superior in an obnoxious tone of voice.

I pulled a Judge Judy on my dog after he didn't use the newspaper to deficate. He used the newspaper after that verbal thrashing!

by gutterballet79 August 15, 2015

judge judy

Q: What's the difference between Judge Judy and a bowling ball?

A: You can eat a bowling ball if you have to!

If forced to choose, 8 out of 10 plaintiffs would rather eat a bowling ball than Judge Judy...

by ron1127 October 16, 2005

Judge Dredd

the over-sized sunglasses that girls wear, that partially conceal their attractiveness or lack thereof

that girl over there has her Judge Dredds on.

by lonewolfchristmas July 19, 2010

Judge West

a cute guy but his cock is like his height, short.

"You see that guy? he's cute"
"Yeah but he's a Judge West."

by dadadominator October 28, 2017