Johan

A therapy man

You know that therapy man, Johan?

by IHaveAChild May 25, 2022

Johan

A Shoe Thief

"Hey bro I just got these brand new air jordans" "Better watch out for Johan"

by pink_butter November 24, 2021

johan

the most idiotic person on earth, so mad he is like a mad dog following you around.i wish i could trample him...

johan is an idiot

by coolpineapple October 09, 2020

Johan

A man who appears lady like from how unlikeable they usually are

“That guy over there is such a Johan”

by JohanHater December 12, 2018

Johan

Cutest, most adorable, kind hearted, sweet boy you'll ever meet

Me: Reject me so I can get over you
Johan: no.

by Mommycoogie November 20, 2021

Johan

A really stupid guy who needs to commit suicide because no one likes him.

Oh your acting like Johan.

by Bobbylobbyyyy:P November 21, 2023

Johan

That Johan is such n stupid cunt,And you would like to fuck his girl its usually n tall thin man who anybody can fuck up

Johan is such n stupid weak bitch

by Qwejjdhdhjejenjdjdjejje September 11, 2020