Briggsy jobbie

The turd which is produced after living on crisps, coke and chocolate bars for several days. Its a hideous, grey and sometimes hairy turd which smells so bad it can cause buildings to be evacuated for months.

I've been living off the vending machine at work for a week. I think I'll soon be dropping a Briggsy jobbie.

by Colin Cummerbund September 21, 2006

jabbey

Describing someone who possesses a propensity toward suddenly and inexplicably jabbing. The jabbee may be another person, an intern, or the air.

Jabbey's jabbey today.

by aowE3 March 5, 2009

Jibber Type

Random hitting of the key board producing nonsensical letters/words. Sometimes done out of frustration or to be just plain annoying.

Example 1 - Jibber Type: afnklwd; fnejkndfvjndfk

Example 2 - Jibber Type: sgnwdgjnwdjnwe vnnd my job really sucks right now.

by ChrisGo4 December 6, 2011

Jebbed Bush

When your bush gets caught in your pants on the zip up.

"I was in such a rush to finish pissing that I ended up with a Jebbed Bush, and it took 10 minutes to un Jeb my Bush

by BigHero69 February 21, 2015

jibberwabber

When you are in a conversation and you don't know what the fuck the other guy is saying. You either think he/she is confessing that they are homosexual or they are saying a nasty sex position or technique they used

Jason: So yesterday night i sniffed my first queaf and it was ....yadda yadda yadda

Me: my mind is going jibberwabber right now

by NiceLookingFalafel July 29, 2017

jobby stauner

When you have a big hard keek pushing on your prostate causing you to get a pure raging jobby stauner.

I just went for a keek and got a jobby stauner

by The one true JQS December 4, 2017

tongue jabber

The act of sticking your tongue straight out, moving in and out of a pussy.

Dom loves to give Nicole a tongue jabber!

by n-hole December 22, 2008