Jizz

A short commonly used nickname for all female's who are 5ft 4 and ¾ of an inch tall, and who are named either Jessica or Jess.

Disclaimer : Do not ignore the ¾ of an inch!

Your so annnoyyyying jizzz!

by ImSoAnnoying June 17, 2010

jizz

love juice... self-explanitory...

.. cant think of an exaple for jizz right now

by nat-attack May 16, 2007

Jizz

Why Ranch dressing is white.

Duuuude! Why'd you put Jizz on your salad.

by I love penis!!!! :) June 02, 2011

Jizz

BCA ‘22 slang for Kool-Aid and any other drink (mosty kool-aid)

“Hey, can you pass me the strawberry Jizz?”

by Class ‘22 September 07, 2018

Jizz

Some thing that goes into your mouth or in your pants

example 1- wow he must have jizzed
example 2- wow she can take allot of jizz there

by ya mamma fucka April 03, 2010

it's the jizz

When a moment of great hilarity or importance occurs.

"That video of the ninja baby is fuckin hilarious!"
"I know dude it's the jizz."

by Zack brah? June 03, 2009

Jizzing

getting rather excited or happy over something, similar to buzzingabout something.
level of happiness can be shown be increased use of 'zzzzz'

im jizzing about his party on Friday!

by the samiad October 26, 2008