poopy jihad

the act of joining with a group of friends to take the loudest shit possible in a public bathroom. it works best when people unaware of the sacred jihad are also in the bathroom and become victims to the smell and noise. it also works best when one of the members has intense diarrhea.

Anthony: Oh man, I need to dump a loaf RIGHT NOW. Come on, we need to have a poopy jihad session.

Casey: Dude, I think I can squeeze some out right now. Or if not I can just sit on the pot and rip some major wind.

Anthony: LETS GO!

by sarbhar May 5, 2009

jihadient

To express great excitement almost to the point of starting a riot and smashing statues of your former dictator.

Stephen Colbert's The Word is jihadient in it's message.

by The Outhouse December 15, 2008

jihad

probably the most misconceived arabic word in existence. it means to work hard and be just, despite obstacles and difficulties. it is the holy war within oneself, the struggle to be a righteous, good human who treats everyone with love and respect, despite the difficulties of everyday life. it does NOT mean blowing oneself up in the name of god. that is done by twisted lunatics who do not know what Islam really is.

in life, it is a jihad to be patient and kind when people are cruel to you.

by lightoftheuniverse October 31, 2017

jehadi jed

Street bum from London Town. Wears a vest, dirty pants and a scruffy beard. Keen daffodil gardener.

"Oh look Jim Bob, give Jehadi Jed some of your change, it looks like he needs a holiday"

by Fred Mcwolf box February 2, 2018

Jhadiah

Jhadiah is the name of the most genuine, fly, insightful, intelligent young man. Most people with this name are bound to be successful in all facets of life.

Hey, Jhadiah is a cool guy.

Jhadiah is mad funny.

by D_thouxan March 2, 2019

Jihad

A controversial Islamic practice which, contrary to popular belief, does not strictly refer to holy war, but taken literally means “to struggle”. In the Qu’ran it refers to an internal struggle inside everyone between the desire to enjoy the pleasures of this world, or to seek God’s will. When an Islamic cleric declares “It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage Jihad against the infidel”, what he most often means is “it is the duty of all true Muslims to struggle against the ways, practices, ethics and morals of the infidel”. In modern times this usually means that Muslim youth need to struggle against the West’s commercialization and perversion of certain subjects, such as sex for example. They’re calling they’re followers to boycott Western movies that show and promote indecent exposure, to boycott CD’s which promote and un-Islamic way of life, (usually gangsta rap, rock and roll and pop) and they encourage their ladies to wear the hajaff or beka out of modesty and so as not to lead Muslim gentlemen into temptation and impure thoughts.

"It is the duty of all true Muslims to wage jihad against the infidels."

by nethcev! August 24, 2006

Islamic Jihad

A terror group abusing the Muslim religion for their attacks on innocent people.
By connecting them to Muslim they made the people of the world think that there is a war between Islam and the rest of the world, and this way they gain more Muslim supporters as this becomes THEIR war, even thou this is just a "poor game" the terrorists enjoy playing.
Not even one single Muslim gained good from it.
Same being done by ex-Iraqi president- Sadam Husein, he keeps fighting and telling that the Muslim will win, when actually the Muslims of Iraq gain the most out of kicking him out of the throne.
Same is done by Al Qaeda.
Also the Palestinians terrorists use the "Islamic terror" to gain support, when actually they make alot of Palestinians suffer aithout a reason.

President G.W.B said that Islamic fundamentalists from Islamic Jihad did the terror attack, when actually they abused the name of Muhamed and his believers, so people won't get angry at them but on ALL THE MUSLIM WORLD.

by G.S. June 15, 2005