Jaundice

Very fucked up on alcohol. Also a word for alcohol itself. So it can be a noun or adjective. It's medically a term for when the eyes turn yellow and is a symptom of liver failure.

Guy 1: Can you drive?
Drunk guy: Too jaundice man...
Guy 1: For sure it's all good.

Guy 1: We need to buy some more jaundice my buzz is fading
Guy 2: Let's go!!

by Carpe92 January 18, 2011

jaunty

Used in Northern Ireland instead of 'thing'

Where is that jaunty?

by Ray123 March 4, 2008

sice that jaunt piece

1. to command a bitch to suck your dick
2. please hand that to me!

1. hey bitch, get over here and sice that jaunt piece!
2. excuse me mom, could you sice that jaunt piece over to me?

by totallyKT August 7, 2007

jaundice

A nerdier way of using the Philly slang word, jawn.

-"Yo Chad, I just got my physics test back"
-"What did you get on that jaundice?"
-"I got a 33."

by Kuntalopolous April 24, 2010

Jaunty Saunter

A sex act wherein a person urinates on their partner in a public park.

(Jolly Holiday, from the Mary Poppins broadway musical)
"Let's go for a jaunty saunter,
You are bound to make your mark!
Looks like all of you were born to
take a promenade in the park!"

by Grank April 22, 2011

jaunsky

see jaunce
a word used to describe anything at all when a word cannot be thought of

yo look at that jaunsky over there
come here jaunsky

by supdog1012 December 3, 2006

jaundrill

To have intercourse with ferocious intensity.

Man, i jaundrilled her all night long!

by TWCele March 15, 2009