Jalen is my husband
by JalensWife November 14, 2021
A fat faggot that tries to fit in by joining the football even though he’s terrible, the only thing he will ever be good at is sucking dick and finger his moms pussy
by My daddy rapes me69 October 12, 2022
A very big tall sexy black male. Hearing his name will make you wet. He has a bbc and he built like a hog rider.
by ilovejalen1 January 12, 2022
Jalens are handsome and funny they care about your well being and they are always there when u need them jalens are on of the best people you could ask for
by Lariah ❤️ February 06, 2022
A Jalen is a guy that gives the first impression that he is mostly chill and fun to hang out with. However, under that gregarious, innocent facade is the most manipulative, selfish, and egotistical son of a bitch you will have wished you never met. He will toy with your feelings like a puppet master pulling delicate strings without you knowing. He will toss your convictions out the window, as if they never mattered to him in the first place. A Jalen is like a fighter jet, dropping devastating bombs on a ship, then celebrating his "victories." As time goes on, it will become exasperating to even communicate with a Jalen, as these abhorrent, anomalous entities will constantly barrage you with the same questions in every conversation. They lack the ability to think critically, and their brain is observed to be shaped similarly to a cow penis. At all costs, you must avoid coming into contact with one, as it will be your greatest mistake. Once a Jalen latches onto your soul, they will cling for eternity, and will prevent you from getting to Heaven (or whatever afterlife you believe in).
by belvitagod1029 July 15, 2022
Jalen is a person that likes to suck huge fat cock. He even gets played by girls that don’t even live no where near him. He even likes a dude named daniel.
by Jalen gay fr November 25, 2021