john f. kerry

Can't form a solid opinion but "CAN" form a solid hairdo.

a plastic man

Didn't I see John Kerry in a Primus video?

by The Swedish Chef November 1, 2004

John F. Kerry

Liberal US Politician, with very left-wing views that are unpopular with the rest of America, as shown by his loss in the 2004 election. Further reasons for his loss were his indecisiveness, which was nicknamed 'Flip-Flopping' by the American people; the fact that his campaign centred around criticizing the Bush administration, as opposed to giving actual solutions to the problems; and also the fact that it is easier to keep the same leader in wartime. He lost in an enormous landslide, but still remains in Senate.

John Kerry's ego has taken an enormous beating in losing the election, and the media's portrayal of George W Bush as an unpopular leader is now in question.

by Lucky Strike February 9, 2005

john f. kerry

A man with no platform.He is running on NOTHING.

John Kerry's platform = "Bush bad,me good.Get rid of Bush,put in me"

Bush's platform = "uh,we gotta kil these terrorist bastards before they kill us"

That's the choice.Good Luck shmucks!

by Demo4Bush November 2, 2004

John F. Kerry

an insignificant LOSER.

We should promote peace, just tell me when its all over

by andrew April 7, 2005

John F. Kerry

Lost an election to a monkey.

"Ugh, He lost to a monkey, what next? A cookie? Heinz?!?!

by Pat May 13, 2005

John Kerrys

A slang term for flip-flop sandals. Stems from allegations that John Kerry "flip-flopped" on issues during the 2004 election.

Hey, Angela, those are some nice John Kerrys.

by lordacro April 25, 2006

Johnkerrying

To attempt to discredit or undermine a political opponent's military experience or service, particularly by focusing on minor or contentious aspects of their service record. This term references the 2004 presidential campaign where criticisms were levied against John Kerry’s Purple Heart awards and military service.

During the campaign, JD Vance was criticized for Johnkerrying Tim Walz, focusing heavily on discrediting Walz’s military service rather than addressing specific policy issues.

by kylekulinskifan August 12, 2024