Joey

An amazing boy that makes you cry and steals your heart. He's not yours and he's older than you by 2 years. She's pretty and it hurts but hey make a great couple. You may love him forever.

Me: I have another problem.
BFF: it's not about Joey again is it?
Me: well yeah his gf is amazing
BFF: another night of crying for u?

by ILoveHimIthurts <3 November 3, 2013

Joey

A wonderful man! Never leave him he’s awesome! And sexy as fuck.

Girl 1: he’s so hot I think it’s a Joey

by Laceyiscrazy123 August 25, 2018

joey

condom

New Zealand slang. (Background info:) Used by people substituting word condom for joey

Source: Myself, others, it's mentioned in Kiwiana books, it's official and this definition needs to get into this site. 3rd submission attempt now?

Did you use a joey?

by billbill112 June 8, 2016

Joey

A slang term for a person with Down’s syndrome or other severe learning difficulties, suitable for use in circumstances where the terms ‘spastic’ and ‘retard’ are difficult to use

Dave you Joey, don’t lick your fingers and put them in the electrical socket.

Half a pound of nuts and bolts, half a pound of a plastic. Put them in a washing machine, out comes a Joey.

by 2can Chu May 30, 2019

joey

noun, the male equivalent of camel toe. Originates from the term for a baby kangaroo, a marsupial, that rides in a pouch, akin to the pouch formed by the cock and balls in sweat pants, gym shorts, and/or pajamas.

"Fool, put on some new pants or else you will show Moelinda your joey."
"My joey grows only for your camel toe."
"The gym today was a joey buffet."

by Nat C. December 21, 2007

Joey

A guy name, typically has a big cock and a muscular body

I'm so sick of nerdy tiny cocked Pauls in bed, I really need a nice Joey to take me to pound town

by 1+3=5 June 17, 2012

Joey

A guy with the smallest microscopic dick.

God, that dude I slept with last night was such a Joey.

by Flowerlily October 14, 2017