date with jill

date with jill is another way of saying masturbateing. if you hold up your right hand and outline your fingers you can make it to spell out jill. Its something to tell your friends your doing when your really going just to rub one off.

If someone asks what your doing or about to do and your really about to go jerk off you say you are going on a date with jill

by bigbubba1020 February 09, 2011

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Big jill

She mother to clickbate king morgz and often pranks the god that is bald Martin

Big Jill pranked bald Martin

by Bald Martin is a god August 28, 2019

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jack and jill

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some marijuana
jack got high and dropped his fly, and said "do ya wanna?"
jill said yes, and dropped her dress, and then they had some fun
silly jill, forgot her pill, and now they have a son

jack and jill used to fetch water

by jillthepill August 01, 2006

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jill sladic

Very thicc and an absolute unit

Bruh Koda ate the eye ball and Jill Sladic went off

by Stevenlovesjill September 14, 2019

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Jill sandwich

A Jill sandwich is a zombie delicacy, prepared by crushing S.T.A.R.S. member Jill Valentine (of Resident Evil fame) in a room with a slowly-descending ceiling. When Jill is reduced to a nice, squishy pulp, zombies spread the resulting pulp between two slices of bread and enjoy a nice snack. Alternatively, if zombies are out of bread, they can proceed to lick the Jill pulp off the floor.

"Brains... Jill sandwich... brains..."

by Mr. Constantine November 21, 2007

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