Tear jerker

Any person that can only "get off" if they have used their tears as lubricant, not necessarily out of sadness. These people tend to be sexually aroused by crying and the act of using their tears as lubricant gets them especially excited.

I walked in on Geoff and had no idea he was a tear jerker! Now I understand why he loves to watch women cry

by Nathaniel Jameson April 7, 2015

Night Jerker

The Night Jerker is an evil spirit who prowls about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Taking a particular interest in those seeking to free themselves from lustful habits, The Night Jerker sneaks in through open windows, cracks beneath the door, or really anywhere he can to seek to disturb their peace. One knows that he has been visited by the Night Jerker when he awakes to find that he has endured a nocturnal emission. It is possible to encounter the Night Jerker without such an unfortunate outcome, and one can note his presence by pervasive, sexual dreams. The Night Jerker is not to be spoken of by name, lest he take such utterances as an invite, but may instead be referred to as “The NJ”

Dude: Bro, the Night Jerker got me last night.
Bro: Woah I think you mean the NJ! Careful saying his name, he could be right behind us.

by StAugustinePray4Us December 8, 2024

Tear jerker

A form of entertainment or media that one can masturbate to and cry to simultaneously.

Clementine: Hey did you see the Fifty Shades of Grey movie yet?

Johnny: Yeah, it's a real tear jerker, I had to use two different tissue boxes!

by Aren Demzah April 27, 2016

Caribbean jerker

When a male hallucinates from eating the hot wing named “Caribbean jerk”

That guy experienced a “Caribbean jerker”

by CoastalDustin16 November 7, 2022

Bathroom Jerker

1.) Noun: Someone who jerks in a public bathroom (specifically a school bathroom) and will try to initiate a public gooning session with anyone who is within a 10-foot radius. (These people will tend to wear slides or black airforces so be aware!)

1.) Hey man, some bathroom jerker at school tried to goon with me.

by Neo T. April 19, 2024

Dream-jerker

Someone who lucid dreams but only jerks off or has sex

Jonas is a dream-jerker

by Internet duck November 4, 2022

Bathroom jerker

Is a person that loves to jerk off in a school or public bathroom

I saw a bathroom jerker in the bathroom.

I hate bathroom jerkers.

I love being a bathroom jerker.

by Bathroom jerker March 15, 2024