Skill Issue :troll:

A generally meaningless insult following a troll-face emoji, or a different emoji used most commonly for flamebait. Used by children (or those who have the mental capacity of children) who just can't come up with anything original or clever. Almost always about as unfunny as choppy gifs with captions that make no sense, these generic breeds of dumbasses are typically found in public Discord servers about combat-related games where people often share their thoughts on certain aspects of the game.

P1: "Doesn't this seem a little too overpowered?"
P2: "skill issue :troll:"
P1: "originality issue"

Skill Issue :troll: by actual dumbass April 24, 2021

volume issue 

1. The need to vomit after drinking beer or other carbonated beverages due to the carbonation and volume of the liquid itself attempting to use more stomach space than is comfortably available.

Also known as a "carbonation issue"

2. Relating to a situation where the acoustic noise is higher than desired or allowed.

1. "I'm feeling a volume issue...(!) (10 seconds pass) *puke*"

Last night my friend Scott said he wasn't throwing up from the alcohol; he said he was just having a volume issue.

2. We knew we had a volume issue on our hands when our neighbors called the cops after we put the music on.

volume issue by mittynuke April 26, 2009

zombie issue 

A "zombie issue" is one that is a dead issue for most people but that some people won't allow to stay dead. They keep rehashing it and refusing to accept the resolution of the issue that most people have seen to be reasonable. They usually do this in an attempt to gain political advantage over their opponents, criticism of whom is the purpose of keeping the issue alive, or simply to draw attention to themselves. They don't realize that most people think their either deranged or just jerks for not letting the issue stay dead.

Joe: "I'm tired of hearing about the Benghazi tragedy and what Susan Rice said about it afterward, man! It's a zombie issue, and I wish those complainers would just let it stay dead."

zombie issue by xnlover May 16, 2013

run the issue 

If someone has an issue or problem with you then you tell them to fight about it or Run the Issue.

"I heard you were talking about me behind my back run the issue" "Wassup then run the issue" "You got an issue? Run it"

run the issue by Yaeasy November 4, 2015

the issue

1. The subject of dispute in an adversarial legal system.

2. The subject of dispute in a sex starved, estrogen fueled, female dominated law school section.

slam piece:"IS THAT CHUCK NORRIS in a camp shirt?
bitch: Hell no, thats the issue!
skank: I thought he was a ninja?
chick: He's just a guy that sweats testosterone, drops panties, and fucked the gunner's gf.

the issue by The Dissent February 4, 2010

skill issue 

Something you say when someone complains about a game aspect that is completely their fault and has nothing wrong with it.

Guy A: Man this boss is so fucking OP, it’s attacks can’t be dodged and it backs me up into a corner every time
Guy B: Man that kinda smells like Skill Issue to me

skill issue by Creator_of_ Niat November 27, 2020

big issue 

A magazine sold by the homeless people in the UK who scrounge off of Insane Power's tax money.

A "Big Issue" for Insane Power is Flemingovia stealing his taxes and using it to sell Big Issue so he can buy crack for his son, or something like that.

big issue by OMG nationstates September 29, 2005