(Adjective) a partner or a spouse who is a narcissistic psychopath that destroys his/her partner then makes him/her think it’s his/her fault
“ Her boyfriend is really evil, he has the traits of an Israeli”
by Gi2023 October 25, 2023
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1. (Current usage) A extremely racist and fascist who is a member of a colonialist state, immigrated from europe in the 1940s with fascist ideologies. Despite efforts by the racist government, the vast majority of Israeli white women are thinfully educated and usually are in relationships with Muslims and Arabs. Many support the Arab liberation cause.
2. (historical usage) A member of the acient kingdom of Israel.

3. another word for someone who has the wierd combination of being extremely racist and yet also pretends like theres nothing wrong with it
israeli: I am israeli, aka a racist moron
rational person: what? I cant wait till the Arabs get revenge on you guys...I mean seriously what is wrong with you?

the year 2090
Student: What is a israeli?
Teacher: a very racist people from the past, they were punished severely by Arabs
by Zhang Li January 12, 2022
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a relatively chill Jewish white woman or group of white jewish women from europe(mainly Germany) who LOVE Arabs, despite all the disgusting racism in their media. They are divided into 2 categories:

Type 1: She loves Arab and Muslim men, brags soooo much about how expensive her clothes are, will act SUPER polite around Muslims and Arabs to hide her wierd pseudo-racism. The vast majority of these women end up marrying Arabs or Muslims.

Type 2: The more educated type. Despite the israeli media and society teaching them racism, many Israeli women have long recognized this as tooth fairy tales as they progress to assisting the Arab liberation cause. Eventually, they want the Muslims and Arabs to have justice as all humans should.
Israeli woman 1: omg my skin is so fair xD anyyways um I wanna make sure my country is safe!! frommm umm angry people. I mean we are totally peaceful right??? Oh Arab men are super attractive! anyways

Israeli woman 2: You're behavior and words about the Arab people are competely repulsive. I stand tall with not just the Palestinians, but ALL Arabs and Muslims around the world who EVER had to deal with any discomfort or racism. I want the Palestinians to have justice and liberation. I love all of you.

Arab man: Thanks, Please comfort my people and help us get justice. I am glad there are people with common sense.
by Zhang Li January 12, 2022
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People who live or were born in Israel

People that people judge only by seeing palestines side of the war and not seeing what Palestine did and still does to israel
Guy 1: dude israelis sucks they kill gaza people
Smart guy 2: bro Palestine attacks israel all the time and israel only kills terrorists by hunting them down, if israel freed Palestine the whole world will be attacked by the terrorist we’re taking the hits for y’all you dumbasses
Guy 1: didn’t ask
by Megacompilation August 20, 2023
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When you respond to a 200 person hostage situation by mercilessly murdering over 7000 innocent civilians (mostly women and children)
This kid at school slapped me in the face today so I decided to apply a little Israeli maths and waited for him after school then broke every bone in his body, when his sister and friends came out I broke every bone in their body too. Totally served them up a little Israeli maths
by Fi_Winnie October 29, 2023
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The only place where you wear a gas mask for a purpose, not just f-sag.
Go to the Israeli military. Wearing a gas mask is serious.
by Sexydimma June 14, 2022
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