Infinity Docking

Infininty docking is a homosexual act where two males engage the art of docking, however in a unique position. The first male is positioned on his hands and knees. The second male then assumes the same position, although he must face in the opposite direction. The two males then grab their partner's ankles with a firm yet sensual grasp. The two extremely homosexual and homoerotic males then create an angle of, 45 degrees with respect to the desired coordinate axis, toward each other with their pelvises. The lead and more agressively dominant male then inserts his erect penis into the foreskin of his erect partner's penis. Thus creating the visualization of the common mathimatical symbol used to represent infinity. From this point the two males then begin to thrust gently, yet passionately, while singing Phil Collins lyrics to each other. This act continues until climax or until the two males realize how gay they are and enter a state of mental disorder.

If both males have been circumsized then a docking sleve may be purchased and used.

Lance and Edwardo grew tired of attenting the usual rusty trombone parties that occured Milhouse's residence so the decided to pick up a box of wine coolers and try infinity docking.

by Lance Power December 4, 2009

Avengers: Infinity War Script

This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support failing.
Requesting aid
from any vessel within range.
We are 22 jump points
out of Asgard.
Our crew is made up
of Asgardian families.
We have
very few soldiers here.
This is not a warcraft.
I repeat,
this is not a warcraft.
Hear me and rejoice.
You have had the privilege
of being saved
by the Great Titan.
You may think
this is suffering.
No.
It is salvation.
Universal scales
tip toward balance
because of your sacrifice.
Smile.
For even in death,
you have become
Children of Thanos.
I know what it's like to lose.
To feel so desperately
that you're right...
yet to fail, nonetheless.
It's frightening.
Turns the legs to jelly.
But I ask you, to what end?
Dread it, run from it...
destiny arrives all the same.
And now, it's here.
Or should I say...
I am.
You talk too much.
The Tesseract.
Or your brother's head.
I assume you have
a preference.
Oh, I do.
Kill away.
All right, stop!
We don't have the Tesseract.
It was destroyed on Asgard.
You really are
the worst brother.
I assure you, brother...
the sun will shine
on us again.
Your optimism is misplaced,
Asgardian.
Well, for one thing,
I'm not Asgardian.
And for another...
we have a Hulk.
Let him have his fun.
Allfathers...
let the dark magic flow
through me one last...
time....

Person 1: This is the Asgardian
refugee vessel Statesman.
We are under assault.
I repeat,
we are under assault.
The engines are dead,
life support...

*7 hours later*

Person 2: Did I seriously just spend my entire day listening to the Avengers: Infinity War Script?

by EndoFlame December 7, 2018

The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style

An incredibly rare orgasmic move of cosmic proportions, The omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style can be utilized to pause time itself l. The move is preformed by a person wearing a cowboy getup from 1889, she must succ on a comically small pp with an exploding motion, results have stated that the move is so pleasuring it has the ability to pause time and could possibly end existence as we know it

P1: "aye Br0 you tryna get this move known as the omega infinity succ george washington arthur morgan meat succ supreme antman hydrogen bomb combo 1889 style no homo??"

P2: "aight Br0 sure"

Time: "aight im finna head out adios"

by Spider-Boah October 30, 2020

infinity plus two

Bigger than infinity plus one.

I win infinity plus one times!

I win infiniy plus two.

NOOOOOO!

by anonymous June 24, 2005

Infinity War Depression

That Depressing Feeling You Get After Watching 'The Avengers: Infinity War'. Mainly Because Of The Ending.

Toby: I Saw Infinity War Last Night.
Eric: Oh Cool, How'd You Like It?
Toby: It Was Cool, But Now I Have 'Infinity War Depression'

by Tsukinae June 9, 2018

the infinityth base

having and orgy with chuck norris, god, the devil, mastar cheef, joe lapp, (a faggot) and *a turtle* while the devil takes it up the ass by god, the turtle rides chuck norris, joe lapp......blows mastar cheef while sean prosser stands naked in the witchs position grunting

guy1:omfgomfgomfgomfgomfg
guy2:wut?!?! wuts rong!!!!
guy1:....i just witnissed the infinityth base........and my penis reverted back inside me, impregnated me, n then aborted me all at the same time......is this real life?
guy2: i think time has stopped
guy1:what the hell is the cloverfield monster??
guy2:y cant i see my air?!??!??1
guy1:WHAT IS MY SOUP SPELLING????????
guy2:AAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
GUY1:WHATS GOING ONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
:2YUG IT DOESNT HAVE A CLUUUUUUUEEEEE!!!!!!
GUY1+2:WTF!!!?????????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!???????????!!!!!!!!!!!?????!!!!!!!!!!!!???????????!

by danky yalow monky January 12, 2010

6 infinity

the amount used to describe how much you love someone. it is a very high amount!

person 1: how much do you love me?
person 2: 6 infinity!
person 1: wow that's a lot!

by Zebily September 8, 2013