Insomniaing

When you want to sleep but you cannot sleep and you end up cracking lame jokes to your funny, beautiful friend.

Ahmed, are you insomniaing?

by Van>emad September 1, 2019

Insomnia

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...

I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA

by Plz kill me UwU January 2, 2020

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014

Emotional support insomnia

Enjoying the late night instead of sleeping. Staying up much later than is smart or practical in order to claw back a sense of self and autonomy. Anti capitalist insomnia.

My emotional support insomnia kept me up until 4am reading fanfic. I’m so tired but it was totally worth it.

by One Twisted Miracle April 7, 2024

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

insomnia hunter

really cool person so cool really cool so cool super cool not gay

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

HUNTER IS THE BEST
HUNTER IS THE BEST

insomnia hunter:
insomnia: masquence why are you gay
masquence: i was always gay hunter
insomnia: i know
masquence: kys fucking idiot im gay im gay im gay im gay im gay
insomnia: Ok

by htunteunrunetunererr October 11, 2025

Fatal Familial Insomnia

An extreme, ultra-rare form of insomnia that is downright terrifying to even think of. First identified in the mid-18th century, fatal familial insomnia (FFI) is a progressive disease that makes it physically impossible for a person to sleep.

The symptoms of FFI can be divided into several "Stages" which are as follows:

Stage 1: Habitual sleepiness/drowsiness
Stage 2: Hallucinations

Stage 3: Memory loss/dementia

Stage 4: Coma, then death

Fatal familial insomnia is not curable, and there are no methods of slowing it down that medical experts are aware of. One might think that sleeping pills are a good idea, but that couldn't be farther from the truth; remember the main symptom is that you CANNOT SLEEP no matter what. Sleeping pills actually make it progress quicker. The disease generally kills in less than three years, and in some cases even less than a year. However, there have been anomalous cases where people have lived for five years or more with the disease.

Fatal Familial Insomnia is a terrifying disease. The initial symptoms before you start to (literally) lose your mind last just long enough for you to realize that it's happening, and the fact that it cannot be stopped once it starts REALLY ramps up the panic that ensues.

by Ubeenbamboozledson February 6, 2022