Insomnia

What literally every teenager has practically.

Person 1: I couldn’t sleep at all last night... I think I have insomnia

Person 2: me too
A whole group of kids from literally no where: Same
Me, a real diagnosed insomniac: HOW THE FUCK DOES EVERYONE HAVE INSOMNIA!!

by Black Army Leader #2 January 27, 2020

Insomnia

The reason why I’m going to be late for all my Zoom classes I have in a matter of hours.

It’s 2:33 AM and I couldn’t sleep, so I’m now on Urban Dictionary trying to come up with a definition for insomnia, a word that really describes me rn.

by Pialinist June 11, 2020

Insomnia

Wokeness taken to the extreme.

Border Town is so woke it should be called Insomnia.

by hentaideviant69 May 28, 2019

Insomnia

The name of the demon that lives inside your brain that eats your sleep making you really sad that your sleep is gone...

I HAVE FUCKING INSOMNIA

by Plz kill me UwU January 3, 2020

insomnia

a lot of teen girls use it as an excuse to stay up late

yeah, insomnia and i hang out last night sksksk

by insertcowboyemoji August 14, 2019

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

ironic insomnia

When you don't chronically suffer from insomnia yourself, but are in a relationship with someone who does, and the nights you suffer from insomnia are the nights your partner is asleep at a reasonable hour.

"My ironic insomnia happened 3 times this week grrrr"

by 5tephani3 July 26, 2014