intuit

Verb transitive. To guess but with greater confidence and less foundation. To speculate omnisciently. Obviously reverse-derived from the adjective "intuitive".

My wife has intuited the second wave of UFOs in lock step with the tides.

by slickwilly March 7, 2005

spanish inquisition

a heterosexual lovemaking position wherein:

• the man ejaculates inside the woman just before she is about to orgasm
• then unexpectedly performs oral sex to finish her off
• finally, shouts "nobody expects the spanish inquisition!"

Example 1:
He felt guilty about finishing before she did, so he made amends by performing the Spanish Inquisition.

Example 2:
Man: <performs the spanish inquisition>
Woman: wow, well, i certainly didn't expect that
Man: nobody expects the spanish inquisition!

by Team Moxie September 2, 2013

Inquisitioner

A chad with factual opinions and consistent beliefs. He will refrain from insults in a debate and people can't prove his wrong because of how well he uses words to convey his points.

"Hey have you met Inquisitioner? He's pretty smart and chill."

by inquisitioner September 16, 2018

Queens School Of Inquiry

A school for mentally challenged students locatated on parsons blvd.

All three floors of school are designed for kids with special needs,

2 middle schools, and a high school?

Send your kid to queens school of inquiry

by biujop May 23, 2018

Intuitive

The MBTI word for daydreamer. The second letter 'N' in eight of 16 personality types. Often deals in the abstract, instead of the concrete. The MBTI community are often biased towards this end, treating it as 'smarter' and 'superior' than their sensor counterparts, because the majority of this community are intuitives.

ISTJ: I don't get intuitives. Some of them do nothing but complain about us, others proclaim themselves masterrace.
ENTP: are you here for the memes?
ISTJ: no.
ENTP: get the f*ck out sENsOr aHHhahhahaAHahhAhhAhaHA i will now determine whether i was joking by how you react

by typologer June 23, 2020

female intuition

Sugarcoated phrasing of the absolute lack of logic or sense. It's usually rooted on overcomplication.

Girl: Anythig wrong, honey?
Guy: No, honey, I love you
Girl: Just because I feel that you don't love me how you used to...
Guy: How come, baby? I love you more than ever.
Girl: Aww you're so sweet and I know you do... It's just..
Guy: What?
Girl: I don't know... The way you looked at me yesterday... My female intuition's telling me something doesn't belong...
Guy *thinking* *It's gonna be a long night, again*

by Greg Goenczi May 2, 2008

Inuit jug

A 40 ounce bottle of beer.
The term is used by Canadians and stems from the high rate of alcoholism amongst Inuits.

Can you spare some change for an Inuit jug?

by Pestac September 20, 2004