An Ina Garten is better than you at everything. She knows what sound giraffes make, and doesn’t give a shit how poor you are. An Ina Garten will bankrupt you for juicy juicy Madagascar vanilla. If you meet an Ina Garten you’ve seen the face of God and it was probably hot. But she’s too good for you so now you’re probably sad af crying because you can only afford McCormick knock off vanilla you piece of sh*t.
by BarefootC*ntessa November 24, 2021
The road project that won't be done until March 2019! It will create more lanes on the freeway without stopping for a train, which will make it look like Twin Peaks when it's done! Jack In The Box closed due to the construction and Donut Wheel is not getting enough business either!
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"
Bob: "Jim, Ina Road is closed for 2 years, take Cortaro or Twin Peaks instead!"
Jim: "Why?"
Bob: "Because, they are adding more lanes on the freeway and building a new bridge that trains will go through without waiting for them!"
Jim: "Oh!"
Project Ina: A project that will create more lanes on Interstate 10 and create a bridge overpass for trains so cars don't have to wait for anymore trains.
Ina Road is closed until March 2019
Ina Road is closed until March 2019
by APersonfromCasasAdobes/Marana, September 30, 2018
a girl with absolutely rizz. how is she my best friend? I don't know. She's still super cool and funny ig. It's hella funny how her last name is ho tho.
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by LBreezo$tackz February 05, 2022
A wonderful, anxiety-riddled, too pretty to be described, Gilbert-loving, good kisser, and perfect girl with wonderful uneven nostrils. She is dorky at times, but can also take your breath away wether you like it or not more easily than she realizes. She is the nicest person around, but her anxiety make her self conscious. It's your job to fix it by holding her till she's smiling and blissful. Falling asleep on her is easier than it should be and you can stay on the phone with her for 12 hours easy. Her siblings are assholes, but she somehow survived. I love her with all my heart and i'm so happy she's here with me. Bisexual icon with those finger guns and cuffed jeans. Her smile is the best part of my day, and should be everyone else's. oddly kinky for an innocent ace, but you love it. Is the O.G. meme lord. the only thing you would want to change about her is her last name.
by Gayboi66606 April 23, 2019