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immaculate disinflation

the situation where inflation falls but this does not lead to a rise in unemployment, which would usually be expected
"During the period of immaculate disinflation, the economy experienced a decrease in inflation without any significant rise in unemployment, which was quite remarkable."
immaculate disinflation by Marc2.0 December 1, 2023

Immaculate Defecation 

The holy grail of bowel movements. You take a big ol' dump, and you wipe. Then you look and see that the toilet paper is clean, and no turd is in the toilet. So clean, it's almost divine.
The Immaculate Defecation is the best poop in the world. No turd to clog the toilet, no mess on the TP to worry about. It's like God took the dump for you.

Immaculate Vibes

A way of describing an ideal environment, widely popularized by Chaz Borello.

Immaculate Defecation 

A perfect bowel movement which requires no cleaning afterwards.
Brad glimpsed at the used toilet paper to gauge his progress and was astonished to be greeted by a wad of pristine, folded two-ply. He struggled to recall his diet that had resulted in this Immaculate Defecation and knew his friends would not believe him later.

immaculate deuce

When you drop a deuce, and it pops out so cleanly that you don't even have to wipe !!!
"I just dropped a deuce and it left no damage to wipe up!"

"You dropped an Immaculate Deuce!"

The immaculate sasquatch 

A sexual act in which one partner (preferably a male above the age of 50 with a deep scratchy voice) puts on a Sasquatch costume with a hole in the genital region. The male proceeds to take viagra in order to get as hard as possible then slips his cock into the hole. Then proceeds to grab the partner by the hips and throw them up in the air as high as possible. The male then Thrusts his hips in an upward fashion to catch his partner anally with his penis.
Fuck! I can’t believe my cock is bent from failing the immaculate sasquatch last night.