University of California, Irvine

UC Irvine is a relatively young school within the UC system. It is the fourth-ranked or fifth-ranked campus in the system, after Berkeley, UCLA, UCSD, or UC Davis. UC Irvine lacks a football team and is a commuter campus by nature, meaning a conspicuous deficiency in college spirits. A majority of students are Asians, particularly Asians who got rejected by Berkeley, UCLA, and UCSD. Alumni network on campus is virtually non-existent. While UCI may be trying to bolster their academic reputation, students generally hold UCI in low regard compared to the big-name campuses in the system like UCLA and Berkeley.

Friend: Hey where are u transferring to next fall ?
me: University of California, Irvine
Friend: Oh, I feel sorry for you man. UCI sucks.
me: Yeah I know, but it's the only campus I got accepted.

by surferdude08 November 15, 2009

Irvin

When you hide in the bathroom for hours in a completely different school other than the one you attend to and hiding lowkey like a foool.

Person A: Lets go in the bathroom!
Person B: NO! That's an Irvin move!

by Scrumptious giirls April 15, 2010

irvine-fortescue

Relating to a medieval Scottish clan, irvine-fortescue is a term often used in Scottish rap battles. It refers to a 'Scot' who spends the majority of his time either in the gym or on the 'lash'. The love of 'lash' is so extreme that most bar tenders are told to remove anything non-alcoholic from any drink ordered. Although some may perceive this irvine-fortescuism cool, often those of a feminine persuasion are less than impressed. These negative connotations are balanced by the other meaning of irvine-fortescue which refers to a man of extreme sincerity. It may also refer to a propensity to make up dreams to impress friends.

'Mate, did you hear about Fred's dream? He's well cool'
'Na. He made it up to impress you'
'Oh, he's such an irvine-fortescue'

'Hey mate how you doing?'
'I'd appreciate it if you'd move along please - this is serious'
'wow, what an irvine-fortescue'

'Is that guy benching 200 kilos whilst drinking straight vodka'
'Ye - such an irvine-fortescue'

by Harvey-de-Lash May 16, 2010

Irvine

Land of endless traffic signals. middle age hags with too too much makeup who give you the finger as they cut out in front of you in traffic in their piece of shit cars. pushy stinky asians that ask if they can cut in front of you in the checkout line at the store or get you to pump their gas for them because they dont know how to work the pumps. high prices in the stores. bad bad restaurants. too many cops, more garbage trucks and hauling trucks tan you have ever seen, hogging the road and locking up traffic, home of the most dangerous freeway in the country, 405. way more mexicans and blacks than any resident will ever admit to. huge packs of loser bike riders wearing ridiculous day glow clown suits trying to take up the entire right lanes of traffic. has a manpurse crisis that is rapidly approaching critical levels, and is being ignored by the residents at their own peril. on the fast track to becomming known as baja santa ana.

man i had to go to irvine today and got stuck in traffic behind a bunch of stinky garbage trucks on the 405. there was an accident on the freeway when an asian in a mercedes ran into some hag in a bmw. when I got off the freeway I almost ran over a bunch of clown people on bikes coming out of the jamba juice parking lot into the right lane. man irvine sucks.

by irvinesucks June 27, 2010

irvine

Normally skinny rednecks are named Irvine sometimes goes by "irv" smells like shit and is annoying as hell. Judge them by how white they are

"You seen irvine?"
"yeah he's lookin like a ghost"

by donkey321 May 16, 2014

Irvine

A small midget who is good at many things and has a sidekick called a 'Midget G'

You are a Irvine

by Day bob April 23, 2019

James Arthur Irvine

Guys with the name James Arthur Irvine are simply the best in bed. Woman are simply attracted to them for their personality and their good looks. Girls who date a James Arthur Irvine knows that they are with the greatest guy ever.

"Uh! There James Arthur Irvine goes!"

by Mrs.Irvine August 21, 2016