I LITERALLY WROTE ONE BUT IT LIKE DISSAPPEARED UGH ANWYAYS
Ira literally the most perfectiest person to step foot on this planet. Literally I can not express my love for her enough. This girl helped me get tjrough so much it's unreal. She's genuinely the most preciousiest perosn I've ever met and I'm not just saying this from a close friend perspective but as a person pov. I care so much baoit her and I'm so happy we met. Literally the best thing that happened to me in February <3
Love from,
i <3
Ira literally the most perfectiest person to step foot on this planet. Literally I can not express my love for her enough. This girl helped me get tjrough so much it's unreal. She's genuinely the most preciousiest perosn I've ever met and I'm not just saying this from a close friend perspective but as a person pov. I care so much baoit her and I'm so happy we met. Literally the best thing that happened to me in February <3
Love from,
i <3
by lallalalalaland November 21, 2021
by Mr. Clean April 02, 2005
a clown, a winda-lickin circus act. if you really need a background you're slower than i thought. fucksake boys - he's with ya virtually all the fucking time - though in various different guises.
who shall i be today mommy? MOMMY? REDACTION IRA? thank you mommy.
only went with ya mother cos she's dirty.
only went with ya mother cos she's dirty.
by grandbag June 20, 2004
When you are having sex and shove a pipe bomb in a British woman’s ass and detonate it making an explosion of cum and blood
You should try the IRA(Irish republican asshole) I shoved a bomb in her ass and it blew my dick to pieces!
by IHateTheBrits May 23, 2022
On October 26th of any year you have the right to kick anyone you know who's name is Ira on the shin as hard as you please.
by Kindafunnypersonday October 25, 2020
A very pleasurable, but often extremely distasteful sexual act, usually performed on a Friday afternoon
Yo, that pawg gave me an Ira Flatow, and after I busted a nut, I just started crying uncontrollably.
by Ira Flatow September 27, 2019
A true alpha wolf who hates them liberals. If you're ever in the mood for some vertical scissoring hit them up, it's not gay if youre pookies
by alphamangyattmaster January 27, 2024