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intestinal insomnia

when you are trying to sleep, but your stomach is bubbling and groaning like you are about to shit all over bed. But you lay there thinking that it is going to go away. It ends up keeping you on edge all night in fear of waking up in your own shit.
Al had such a bad case of intestinal insomnia that he was up all night scraping (casino flavored) shit off of his sheets.

Jared's girlfriend woke up to the sound of his stomach growling, then went back to sleep realizing that it was just his intestinal insomnia acting up, but she knew that he would have to take a Jared poop on the way to work.
by Jshapedasshole July 3, 2008
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intestinator

A small explosive object planted into your throat when you enter the fabled prison of "fortress". The object chills in your intestine until you act bad, or go outside the red lines, then it explodes your intestine. This was eventually overcome, because the intestinator was seen to be magnetic, and when gay-rapist prisoner "187" got intestinated, they grabbed his intestinator.
"Intestinate him"

"Get this intestinator OUT OF ME!"
by Ryan Cosentino-Rouche July 30, 2006
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Interstate 10

The most rural Interstate (except maybe I-8). Between San Antonio and Los Angeles, I-10 is either in a large town or in absolute nothingness. It has an intersection with I-20 in the middle of nowhere in Texas, 130 miles from El Paso and 450 miles from San Antonio.

Of somewhat interest is "The Thing". I myself do not know what that is but it is located near Texas Canyon, Arizona, on I-10.

I-10 passes through these major cities:

Los Angeles, Phoenix, Tucson, El Paso (even though nobody would put it on this list), San Antonio, Houston, New Orleans, and Jacksonville.
"Wanna go see The Thing?"

"Where's that?"

"Nowhere, Arizona, on I-10"
by The Volkswagen Beatle July 16, 2008
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Are You Interested

Are You Interested? is a popular online dating application on Facebook with 14 million singles. Users browse through photos and can click Yes (Let them know), Yes (Anonymously), or Skip. They get matches if the other person clicks Yes on them in return. They can also send fun virtual gifts, messages, winks and chat. Are You Interested? can be found on Facebook and on the stand alone website. The application is known for fun and making new friends, but has started many relationships and marriages and even produced two babies.
I clicked yes on this hot guy on Are You Interested? yesterday!
by facebookuser87458 January 7, 2010
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intersting

During the intersting, my skin got very irritated
by Courtney January 30, 2004
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California Interstate

Sticking a toy car into a girl's vagina
After raiding his Hot Wheel collection he gave his sister a California Interstate
by J-Beize April 30, 2009
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Intestinal Fortitude

A politicaly correct term for guts
Though Mohamad Ali may seem to have intestinal fortitude he is not healthy.
by Light Joker March 19, 2004
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