Improversation

Making up a sentence as you go. Starting a sentence or monologue without knowing how it will end. As used by Michael Scott in the show "The Office". Combines the words conversation and improvisation

we had an improversation when my boss asked me why I was late today.

by Gwenabe January 17, 2009

Dances with Improv

A improv troupe in southwest Missouri. Often seen in downtown Springfield. All female. They are famous for their "scripted improv" and the critically acclaimed screenplay: "Antichrist: The Musical on Ice", which, to the puzzlement of many, has nothing to do with the Antichrist, is not a musical, and isn't on ice. However, it is AMAZING.
Dances with Improv is often intermission entertainment. To some they are simply known as DWI, not to be confused with Driving While Intoxicated.

Let's go see the play at Central. I hear Dances with Improv is doing an intermission thing.

by Joanna S. October 6, 2006

Improvise

The action of using innatimate objects, preferably ones that vibrate, to masterbate!

Maria improvises all night long.

by The locos January 22, 2009

Self improvement

Again, not everyone who sleeps with a lot of women is working to improve themselves.

Hym “What do I have to offer? Before I answer I want to preface what I’m about to say and then I’m going to levy some follow up questions. Even if I had all of the money in the world you wouldn’t get a cent of it. You’re not particularly attractive and you don’t select based on self improvement. What exactly are your standards, objectively? And I don’t mean the standards you purport to have. I mean who have you ACTUALLY fucked that you think is better than me? And what about YOU makes you think YOU’RE interesting? There are literally movies and songs and anime about me. I’m interesting by default. The very content of my being has inspired more things than you’ll ever create. Genetically, I mean, I would say... genius intellect, perfect eye sight (neither of which you have), bone structure of a Brazilian male model. Socially? A rapier wit, profound dialogical prowess, and the ability to navigate exceedingly complex social situations... It’s not that I expect you to ‘lower your standards’ it’s that I don’t believe that you have standards outside of a fat cock and money. What I believe is that you are a whore with a fat cock discount.”

by Hym Iam October 16, 2022

Improvised Halloween mask

When you pull your hairy balls over your face and start yelling like a monkey

I waited last minute for my costume now I need an improvised Halloween mask

by Poop Inspector June 6, 2018

improvise

what i do when theres no clean dishes by taking the one with the least spots.

i didnt do the dishes for a week and i want coffee so im gonna improvise.

by nobody else here September 26, 2017

Intellectually Impoverished

Inability to make effective life (enriching and/or saving) decisions, absent of preexisting mental health illnesses or substance abuse/addictions, based on a lack of knowledge or exposure to positive, grow producing, cultures and intellectual developmental externalities beyond an individual's parochial socio-economic, academic and cultural experiments.

Her intellectually impoverished mindset limits her ability to interact with people who are not from the same neighborhood.

by 1stof7 April 5, 2020