implants

Something your mom got last summer for only 400 dollars.

My mom's implants are better than your's!

by DennisTehMenace March 30, 2003

taylor impaler

a man fucks another man in the ass through a donut.

James: Scott gave me a great taylor impaler.
Andrew: really i should try him out.

by wisemanug May 8, 2006

Impaler

Term used to identify a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or greater(that is an exageration stressing the size)

Dude that guy, has a massive wang, he could like, impale 10 chics on that thing, we should call him the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

impaler

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 9, 2006

implant

Bags of salt water inserted behind the breasts of insecure women "educated" in public schools, for the purpose of giving the breasts an unnatural, bowling-ball appearance and an unpleasant feel.

Sandra busted Mr. Larson's jaw with her implants as she did a dance on the stage.

by Bumkicker Slade May 14, 2005

penal implants

Penal Implants are implants to make your penis bigger. Yes, it really does exsist and may I add: more Asian & Caucasian men should be looking into this procedure. *thumbs up*

Forget breast implants, penal implants should be the next "in" thing to have done!

by nagyfasz April 11, 2005

Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

by Olg@ September 23, 2016