I Love You

Something people say and then pretend they didn't

Him:I Love you
Her:I Love You More
2 months after they broke up

Her Friend: Didn't he say he loved you
Her: yea
Him: ew no i would never

by 0o0 mOmMy February 23, 2022

I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job

Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*

by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015

I love you

A word that is missed used and will never be used the same way as before because of our generation and at this point it’s useless

Hey I love you

No I love you more

Yeah no that’s a lie

by Udontknowmeboi April 28, 2020

i love you

something you have never heard

girl: i love you
you: wakes up

by bidbid December 20, 2021