i love you

i love you too!

i love you, shawn, in a friendly not attractive way!

by like, dude May 27, 2003

I love you

I love you actually means I wanna waste a couple months of your life.

*justin: I love you

*justin: nah I’m only saying I love you so I can act like I get a lot of bitches when in reality I don’t , I’m just tryna show off to my homies and give you fake ass love and affection.

by 420guccigangnigga June 8, 2018

I love you

Saying I love you gives you/them Full permission to get fucked by them or fuck them get a blow job give the blow job

Girl: you know I love you
Guy:yep 😏
*Stuff that happens after*

by A.little._.cutie June 7, 2021

I love you

I love you is 3 words that should only be used to one person in your life and your family!When you say "i love you" and they respond with "i love you to!" You made their day and just know that if they love you then they trust you more than anyone else,talk to you alot,think about you,smile for no reason,stares alot,always looks for you first and always happy to see you.(some boys/girls show that they love you in different ways)USE THE words "I LOVE YOU" to someone SPECIAL!?!?

BOY:i need to tell you something...i felt this for a week now and you need to know..
GIRL:what is it?
BOY:*breathes in and out*I love you...
BOY:why are you so happy?
GIRL:im really happy because i love you to!!!

by Lolgirl0192 December 23, 2017

i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.

Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.

by You don't need to know my name. March 13, 2005

i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.

man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time

by pimp daddy dollars January 28, 2005

i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned

Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"

by cutecupcake June 3, 2015