i love you

When a man says these 3 "magical" words a woman. He might as well cut off his balls, then hand them to the woman he told this to. Cos if he is serious when he says it (isn't just saying it to get here clothes off), he has more or less given her a verbal, subliminal invitation to walk all over him.
Some idiot: I love you
Some bitch: Wow! Bend over backwards for me, while I treat you like shit and cheat on you.
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i love you

a way to get into a girls pants.
man: i love you
woman: *GASP* OH MY GAWD! YOU SAID YOU LOVE ME!!!!! LETS MAKE A BABY!!!
man: heh heh heh, works every time
by pimp daddy dollars January 29, 2005
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i love you

something you say to a person you like
it doesnt always work out as planned
Jaime: "I Love You Yvette"
Yvette: "i'm sorry but i don't love you"
Jaime: "i'm so ,disappointed and depressed i'm think i am going to move on to Mona"
by cutecupcake June 01, 2015
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I love you

A word that is missed used and will never be used the same way as before because of our generation and at this point it’s useless
Hey I love you

No I love you more

Yeah no that’s a lie
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I love you

a strong 3 word phrase that most people to say to the people they have a strong connection with
Juan: "I love you Divina"
Divina:"I love you too baby, you mean so much to me"
by lucile rivera cabrera August 28, 2017
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girl: i love you
you: wakes up
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i love you

someone : i love you <33

you : i love you too

that person : I don't love you anymore :<
by loonley4ever November 28, 2021
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