humphug

When someone comes up from behind you and puts their arms around you as to hug you and then adds a pelvic thrust into your lower region.

We were in the garage and thought nobody was looking so I surprised my wife with a humphug...unfortunately our son caught us and asked what we were doing.

by FunSherah October 17, 2011

mike humphreys

A gay lesbian

Oh have you seen Mike Humphreys today?

Oh the gay lesbian?

Yeah that's the one

by Sassymikehumpadonk May 16, 2014

Humphrey

A unique and versatile word to describe male genitals, suspicious packages from Big Sausage Pizza, and cockerels.

“Uh-oh! My humphrey is hard again.”
“Wtf? I’m a guy. I have a humphrey.”
“I’ve got a jolly good humphrey down there.”

by sodium!! December 12, 2019

humpy dance

"to do the humpy dance" means nothing more then doing it

(1) She did the humpy dance with the pool guy

(2) But at least he didnt make the humpy dance with this slut

by Guy Pawn June 11, 2006

Humply

One who, in the playing of video games, repeatedly spams the same move over and over.

Stop spamming your Up and B! You're being such a Humply!

Boy, is that n00b Humplying it up over there.

by Rob Bednarek October 26, 2006

humpty dumpty

Having sex with a person and the discarding them in the most expedient manner.

Frank and Lisa were dating for a month or so but the she humpty dumpty 'd him.

by tyrannicaltbagger April 25, 2007

Humpty Cunt

A female trying to do a man's job. Any cunt who has a job as a police officer or fire fighter. A bitch who gets paid for a job they can't do.

Get that Humpty Cunt out of the fire station and back home where she can clean house and her man's pipes.

I need a new partner in my scout car, the humpty cunt is useless.
That lazy humpty cunt has never earned her paycheck!

by Scammer Steve April 9, 2008