Hump day
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hump day date
When two people go on a date on a Wednesday, also known as "hump day," there is an expectation of sex or some sexual act.
When is your date?
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.
Wednesday.
Haven't you only been out a few times?
Yeah, but we really like each other so it's time for a hump day date.
hump day date by humpdaydayta January 21, 2010
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hump hunt
can be used as a noun or verb.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
n. the search for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
v. searching for someone to have sex with as soon as possible.
(noun) Jessica and Juliette took off by themselves on a hump hunt.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.
(verb) When you hump hunt, take your own car or make sure you have a friend to pick you up.
hump hunt by booty-call expert April 7, 2006
Hump'denDump relationship
Used to describe pointless relationships that start when it is expected to last for a short period of time. It assumes that a couple has only a physical relationship and proceeding it, will breakup hence " hump then dump". If said quickly enough the term sounds like "humptydumpty" (that egg that sat on the wall but shattered because he fell...)
"I can't believe Larlar and that foreign exchange student are dating?!"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."
"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"
"Oh, it's just a hump'dendump relationship. He's going back to Turkey in a month"
"... he's so creepy.."
"Mom, how come I don't know my father?"
"He was executed a month after conceiving you."
"You dated a deathrow criminal?"
"It was a hump'dendump relationship"
Hump'denDump relationship by NhuWin May 26, 2010
Hump n Dump
Hump n Dump by deutschcanuck September 27, 2010
hump day
Wednesday, or the hump of the week
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day
Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.
Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all
The absolute BEST day of the week, the day of maximum hope that maybe, you might make it out of this week alive. A particularly good hump day can last you the rest of the week, and by Doomday morning (Monday) you survive by anticipating hump day. Nothing goes wrong on hump day
Most other days can be defined by hump day. Tuesday is the day before hump day. Thursday is one day after hump day. Except Friday is WOOOH!!! FREEDOM!!! Day, Saturday is Mostly Hungover day, and Sunday is PreDoom day.
Hump day has nothing to do with sex. Unless one wants it to. I like to declare the existence of hump day just to see people's faces. Usually being conservative and all