humping the floor layup

running like a fatass chunky monkey when you go for a layup. dont be like that. you look like you want to hump like a gay guy

that mf was doing a humping the floor layup running like that

by lonoxyyisgay June 26, 2022

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Humming blue dragon

Lighting a fart while receiving fellatio

As she went down on me, little did she know I had my lighter to perform the humming blue dragon.

by Aaron Schepherd May 20, 2023

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Hummingbird Vasectomy

The act of taking a caprisun straw from the packet, jamming it into your partners urethra while handcuffed to show your little wings flapping as you suck the nut deep from within the genitals.

"Did you hear about Mark and Milly's new bedroom passtime? he said that sometimes she likes to give him a hummingbird vasectomy to make him feel like a pretty flower."

by goatfetus June 23, 2023

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Face humping

A peculiar form of clothes on foreplay in which one partner thrusts their groin in the face of the other. This act usually occurs in public places leaving specatators befuddled but weirdly aroused.

I hope I get drunk enough to enjoy face humping.

by Face humper November 15, 2017

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