Honkey Kong

A punk/hardcore band from the east coast that is based in Baltimore. Raised from the streets they sing songs of alcohol, hustling, and real gangsta shit. To get Honkeykonged is to be blown away by their unique sound.

Damn, I just got Honkey konged at that show last night and my ears are still fucking ringing!!

by mongermiked September 25, 2010

Honkey Doris

Juice of the eye. AKA eye juice

Ah man! I got honkey doris all over my cheek.

by Pete Leafman January 18, 2010

Honkey Ponkey

The act of getting up to things in the bedroom.

Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?

Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.

by slimeydirtcat January 7, 2011

honkey konk

The sound a donkey makes when it gets hit by a truck.

Holy crap...could you hear that honkey konk, we must have hit that donkey pritty hard.

by Kody Peters March 25, 2008

honkey takeover

When whites take over a neighborhood, making everybody else move out.

Woman: My rent just went up!
Woman 1: My rent went up too, since those whites move in.
Man: It's a honkey takeover!

by honkeydefinitionabsolutefact April 9, 2008

honkey muppet

A Caucasian infant.

Get them fucking honkey muppets inside before I get my belt, Jessie.

by Thebundys April 19, 2023

wonkey honkey

(Noun/Adverb)

1. A wonkey honkey is the whitest dumbshit you may ever meet.

2. When the honkey cracker is being weird as fuck.

Sam, stop being a wonkey honkey you fucktard hamzilla.

by Murderous_mayo_munchkins April 30, 2021