No-homo

A way of saying that you are going to do something gay to someone but without being gay.

Wanna kiss no-homo

by Bobbbybuilder 5722 April 29, 2019

No Homo

When a gay guy wants to seem straight so after they say a REALLY gay sentence they say “No homo”

Kalten- “ did you see Johnny’s aSs...no homo”
Layla - “DAMN SHE’S HOTTTTTT...all the homo”

by AAEGH and a half April 12, 2019

no homo

An expression that is widely used when two people of the same genders are having sex. This expression is highly effective, as it will not be gay as long as you say it before having sex.

It is not gay if;
1. the balls do not touch each other
2. both are wearing socks
3. tips do not touch each other
4. say NO HOMO

Robert: Aww yeah, I am so excited and my dick can't wait to penetrate your hole
Albert: Remember the magic words?
Robert & Albert: NO HOMO!
*starts pleasuring themselves on the squeaky bed*

by realLoner September 30, 2019

No Homo

this is extremely gay and we both want it to be but we don't want the straight people to know that

Guy 1: Yo i love you no homo tho
Guy 2: No homo

by Yooit'ssimon June 2, 2018

Homo

Short for Home-Owner - Somebody who owns a home.

Nah, Dave doesn't pay rent because he's a homo.

by jim_pee March 18, 2020

No homo

When you kiss your best bro, but don’t want it to look gay. No homo

“Hey bro your ass looks hella fine in those tight jeans, no homo.”

by Roacheater September 19, 2019

no homo

A term used when you are straight but are gonna do something gay temporarily.

A gay shield used when you are straight but are forced to do gay stuff.

Person 1 :Hey captain Rogers ! Can you check if my ass looks thick?
Person 2 : yeah for sure! *Sighs deeply* No Homo! .. come her let me check

by SigmaBalls October 10, 2018