homozygous

a play on words to describe something as "gay".

John: I'm going to go throw rocks at a lake for a few hours while gazing into the sunset.

Jack: that's homozygous but okay.

by julpeasuarez March 1, 2010

hooly

A fan of violence with no interest in football.

Look at him, the guy over there with a hole in his head and teh Liverpool shirt on .. he looks like a right hooly!!!

by Total Chav September 24, 2005

Homely

Someone who comes off as cultured; who doesn't dress like a slut; someone you can take home to yo mama.

"Stacy is such a homely chick, I think she wifey material."

by yoyoma2000 November 20, 2009

ad homonym

In a debate (or perceived debate) a casual remark that sounds like an insult, and is perceived as one.

Norma: I think we may be getting rain soon.

Betty: Actually, Norma, after analyzing the latest data, including local atmospheric pressure, temperature and cloud characteristics, and the velocity of fronts within a 100 mile radius, I conclude that we will NOT be getting rain soon.

Norma: Well, Betty. It sounds like, when you grow up, you might be quite the mee-tee--a-rol--o--gist.

Betty: Are you calling me FAT?

Norma: ????

Betty: You clearly know nothing about weather, and you try to overcome your ignorance by saying that when I grow up, I'll be a MEATY urologist. Ad hominem attacks have no place in rational discussions.

Norma: No, Betty. Your scientific knowledge actually impresses me. I said you were going to be quite the METEOROLOGIST when you grew up.

Betty: Oh, so I thought it was an ad hominem...

Norma: and it was really only an ad homonym!

(meterologist homonym courtesy of Richard Lederer)

by I. Wagner November 30, 2006

homely

(adv.) A word used to describe an ugly, unattractive female. This is the kind of girl that is so ugly that you can't even look in the eyes when you talk to them, because of their unrelenting "ugg." Usually the only hope for these women is a paper bag (with a hole only where her mouth is), a lightswitch, and a half-gallon of Burnett's Vodka. Usually these women end up face first in the crotch of other women just like them.

There's no way in hell I'd ever hook up with that homely woman, even if she sucked me off in the dark.

by jeFFro June 9, 2004

homolite

1. A person who is heterosexual, but given the right same sex partner they would be willing to have a homosexual relationship. This is more common among females than males.

2. Used as a jest towards someone who is heterosexual, but has a deep admiration for someone else of the same sex

1. female 1: "Did you see Angela and Jennifer making out at the bar last night"? I thought Angela was straight.

female 2: "Yeah, I heard she's homolite for Jennifer".

2. Dude 1: "I just love Tom Brady. He really is the best quarterback ever"

Dude 2: "Dude, you sound totally homolite for him right now"

by Smitty 242 September 7, 2012

Homolette

Used to describe douchie suburban kids that are mean to their mothers, flex throughout the day and get into altercations with things such as tables, Windows, chairs and paper towel despensers.

Dude your totally acting like a Homolette!

by Dingus91 September 3, 2016