When ya homie makes you look bad to a girl you tryna smash to increase his of chances of hittin' it.
That Rob was a real turkey holster.
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
"Aye, not tryna be a turkey holster, but Blaine been talkin mad shit bout you."
by Garcher April 23, 2022

by anonymous October 28, 2022

Mary may not have been the prettiest girl around, but she was rumored to have a beautiful sausage holster. Soldier, holster that weapon!
by Nutbuster February 12, 2024

A place to put ones male genitalia, in a woman's mouth. You holster your "gun" there. Put your cock in the holster.
by jayram1408 June 15, 2023

by FleshHolster January 28, 2022

by Gibbyyyyyy34 October 10, 2021

He tucked the pocketknife into his nature’s holster just like his granddad used to do on long hikes through the woods.
by ralfsv August 9, 2024
